PLOT TWIST: Your average getaway just got jealous. 5,500 sq ft of space where your crew can spread out or come together. Saltwater pool for perfect days, chef's kitchen for feast-making, garage man cave for epic game nights, basement fun zone for karaoke battles & giant Jenga, and a speakeasy for late-night conversation. This is where memories are made. Plus 5 king beds, because comfort matters. 20 min from Louisville, but it feels like your own world. Spoiler alert: This is the one. 🏊♂️ 🎤 ✨
🏡YOUR SUMMER VACATION DONE RIGHT🏡
Welcome to the place where you become the family hero who nailed the perfect getaway!
Yeah, this IS the place...
More than a place to stay, Glencairn Knoll was designed to bring people closer—to laugh louder, linger longer, and make space for what really matters: each other.
✨Get Ready For The Good Stuff✨
Push open those doors and you’ll feel it instantly: space, light, and the sense that your real vacation just began.
This place isn't just big. This is "holy-cow-we-can-all-spread-out" big.
The kind of space where stress checks out and relaxation checks in.
Overpack? No problem! There is room for all the ‘maybe’ outfits!
No more luggage Olympics or hallway shuffles.
Those 22-foot ceilings? That's just us showing off.
Natural light pouring through every room, warm wood tones everywhere - the second you step inside, real life fades and vacation mode kicks in.
But hold onto your flip-flops because you haven't even seen the best part yet...
🌅YOUR PRIVATE POOLSIDE PARADISE AWAITS🌅
Step out back into your own private resort.
Whether it’s cannonballs with cousins or quiet talks by the fire, this is where generations meet—with nothing on the schedule but time together.
Not all pools are created equal.
💦Starting May 9th, we're unveiling something special - your own slice of paradise, thoughtfully designed for luxury and peace of mind.
Here's your VIP moment: Your private code opens our premium automatic cover, revealing 38 feet of crystal-clear, heated (optional) saltwater paradise - all yours.
Calling it a night? In less than a minute our premium safety cover is on and the pool is secure and will be crystal clear and clean while you dream about tomorrow's cannonball championships
Our pool is designed for everyone's comfort, featuring wide, welcoming entry steps and a thoughtful depth range from 4.5 to 8 feet.
And those stunning 8' deep-end waters are perfect for serious swimmers, while the shallow end welcomes loungers and little ones alike.
Our saltwater system? It's gentler on your skin, eyes, and swimsuits than traditional chlorine—meaning no more red eyes or faded suits.
Here's what sets your swimming experience apart:
• Heated (optional), crystal-clear water that's always swim-ready (because let's face it—even summer evenings can get chilly)
• One-touch automatic cover system that opens in 45 seconds
• Premium safety cover that supports 300 pounds per square foot (because your safety is our priority)
• Worry-free maintenance: just close the cover at the end of the day, and the pool will be crystal clear and clean and ready for your next swim!
Your outdoor living space is designed for all-day enjoyment:
• Six plush loungers with umbrellas line your private oasis
• A cozy shaded lounge area beckons for afternoon cocktails
• The rocking bistro set? Perfect for morning coffee poolside.
• Gather around the 10-seat outdoor dining table, plates full, drinks in hand, as the smell of something sizzling on the charcoal grill drifts through the air.
🔥 After those pool-perfect days, gather around our 10-person Adirondack firepit for s'mores and story time (firewood's on us).
♨️ Cap it all off with a soak in the 6-person hot tub, and you've just unlocked peak vacation mode.
🛌🏽WHERE YOU'LL SLEEP🛌🏽
Every bedroom is a retreat—not just a place to sleep, but a place to relax, recharge, and actually enjoy. Forget squeezing into tiny rooms with barely enough space to turn around.
Here every bedroom is spacious, airy, and thoughtfully designed for comfort.
Each room is outfitted with plush king-sized Zinus hybrid mattresses, high-quality linens, and 55" smart TVs preloaded with YouTube TV and charging stations.
FIRST FLOOR
Primary Suite: King bed + spa-like ensuite with rain shower & chandelier-lit soaker tub.
SECOND FLOOR
The Purple Room: Two King beds—perfect for families, best friends, or siblings who still argue about who gets the "better side."
The Orange Room: King bed + dedicated workspace.
The Yellow Room: King bed + dedicated workspace.
The Speakeasy Lounge: Queen pullout sofa (optional sleeping space).
BATHROOMS
First floor: Ensuite master bath + additional half bath.
Second floor: Two full hall bathrooms, centrally located for convenience.
👩🏽🍳THE CHEF'S KITCHEN👩🏽🍳
You know that feeling when you rent a place and realize you have to buy everything down to the salt?
Yeah, not here.
This kitchen is stocked. Oils, spices, baggies, storage containers—if you need it, it's probably already waiting for you.
Six-burner gas stove, double ovens, a griddle, an Instant Pot—fully loaded and ready for anything, including Thanksgiving dinner.
And because no one likes playing fridge Tetris with groceries, you've got two refrigerators—one in the kitchen, one in the garage.
No last-minute store runs. Just show up and cook.
And when it's time to gather, the dining room is waiting—long table, plenty of seats, and a record player spinning the soundtrack of your stay.
Vinyl records just make everything taste better.
🎯THE BASEMENT FUN ZONE🎯
Outdoor Games Indoors 🎤 Karaoke 🎮 Arcade Game 🏋🏽♀️ Fitness Room ♟ Board Game 🎯 Darts 📸 Selfie Wall
This isn’t just a game room—it’s where laughter spills across generations, and every song, score, or inside joke becomes part of your family lore.
Head downstairs, and suddenly, game night isn't just a suggestion—it's the main event.
A neon-lit karaoke lounge where someone's definitely butchering a Whitney Houston ballad.
A chalkboard wall covered in smack talk and scorekeeping.
And if that's not enough, the Astroturf game zone is waiting with cornhole, giant Jenga, and ladder toss (which never stays friendly for long).
Two arcade games are standing by, ready to test your reflexes—or settle once and for all who's got the fastest hands in the family.
And if you're feeling ambitious, the fitness room has everything from an elliptical to kettlebells—because, hey, balance is important when your other hand is holding a s'more.
Oh, and don't forget the selfie wall—because if you didn't take a picture, did it even happen?
🎱THE MANCAVE🎱—WHERE THE REAL GAMES BEGIN
Pool ⭐ Foosball ⭐ Poker ⭐ Sound Bar ⭐ Leather Seating
The place where rivalries reignite and new traditions begin—where connection comes with a scoreboard and a soundtrack.
Step into the garage-turned-mancave, where poker nights turn competitive, foosball gets intense, and the big-screen TV is always on for the game.
Rack 'em up on the pool table, call your shot, and get ready for a grudge match.
This is where rivalries are born, victories are celebrated, and someone always claims they 'let you win'.
🥃THE SPEAKEASY🥃—A QUIET ESCAPE (FINALLY)
Whether it's a nightcap, a deep chat, or five minutes of peace before round two with the grandkids, this is where you reset.
👑LUXURY ADD-ONS👑
(because you deserve it)
Want to take your stay to the next level? We've got you covered:
✨Private Chef Experiences—Gourmet meals, prepared just for you.
✨In-Home Massages—A spa-quality experience without leaving the house.
✨Guided Bourbon Tours & Excursions—Kentucky's finest, just a booking away. (easily ordered through our guidebook)
📍CLOSE TO EVERYTHING, YET COMPLETELY PRIVATE
Close enough to everything, private enough to feel exclusive.
This isn't just another rental—this is where summer memories are made.
Don't wait. Those prime pool days won't book themselves.
*** Please Note ***
Before booking, please take a moment to review the house rules so you know what to expect.
☀️ Pool opens May 9th - Mid November (weather depending, could be longer). Heating is an optional add-on ($75 charge per day); New automatic safety cover for peace of mind, keeps the pool clean and retains heat! 💦
🐾 We are pet friendly (up to 2 dogs 40 lbs or less) and require a pet rental agreement. 🏊🏽♂️ No pets allowed in the pool area
📷 For your security and peace of mind, we have a Ring doorbell at the front door and a Ring camera at the back door facing the driveway. These are the only cameras on the property, and there are no cameras inside the home.
🏞️ And just a fun little tidbit: there's a historic cemetery from the 1800s located at the back of the acreage—a unique bit of history on the grounds!
📜We do ask everyone to sign a rental agreement (house rules).
✨ We look forward to hosting you at Glencairn Knoll, where comfort and elegance meet for an unforgettable stay!✨
